• Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
  • Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
  • Shower:
  • Shower:
  • Shower:
  • Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
  • Shower:
  • Shower:
  • Shower:
  • Me: *a millimeter more*
  • Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
  • Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ