TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

anothertheletter:

nogods-nomasters-nopants:

diy-orgasms:

truckersaretheblood:

astrofunkyjunky:

thatbitchrobin:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

DO it.

Oh my god, I just want a good giggle right now. THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE BETTER!

Okay yeah just do it.

Could we do this?

I was going to put some sort of excuse for why I was reblogging this here, but fuck it: I just want someone to do it.

I’m too curious for my own good.

Go for it. Be absolutely ludicrous.