I worked the third shift at a convenience store for a few months. At four in the...– Steve Carell on a pre-acting job (via wherearetheturtles-wherearethey)
Because it’s weird that in our culture, for some reason, marriage is something...– John Green, from the Love and Romance Questions ANSWERED vlog, July 28th 2009 (via cherryblue)
polkadonts: “The embarrassment is that I am given credibility in this world because of the disappointment that the public has in what the news media does.” I could not appreciate or esteem Jon Stewart more. Someone so eloquent and cool in the face of mind-numbing insanity and babble. What would I give to be able to express myself so well? Or to even understand as much as I should?