“I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had.” —The Wonder Years (via leilockheart)
“Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land mines, and still call yourself ‘pro-life.’” —John Fugelsang (via andoneheadcanneverdie)
“People in France have a phrase: “Spirit of the Stairway.” In French: esprit d’Escalier. It means that moment when you find the answer but it’s too late. So you’re at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So, under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party…As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should’ve said. The perfect crippling put down. That’s the Spirit of the Stairway. The trouble is, even the French don’t have a phrase for the stupid things you actually do say under pressure. Those stupid, desperate things you actually think or do.” —Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted)
Someone asks Max when he'll be on Glee again and how does he respond?
Max, I love you but boy I will HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH if you don’t get back on my television. Not really though. I just love using that line.