wackzittman: Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.
My Halloween evening, thus far, has consisted of:
Trying out my new Jasmine Oolong. Cleaning out my car whilst listening to the Dil Se OST Scrolling tumblr And now feeding my tea addiction again. This time with a white ayurvedic and samurai chai blend. When it first finished brewing I thought I was going crazy because all I could smell was weed. Then I realized my neighbors must be blazing up. I think I’ll watch Downtown Abbey instead...
Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really...– Betty White (via dumbledores-gotstyle) I snorted.
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
Lust: Something that I find attractive. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Offbeat Orbit: zebablah: honestly people need to... →
zebablah: honestly people need to calm the fuck down - nathan was a great character when he wanted to be but he was also fucking obnoxious as hell, and that’s really all his character was: obnoxious. my one issue with him (and it’s the writing’s fault, not robert’s) is that he was such a…
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cocodreadful: lillianjessica: hehatesnow: chandeluresinitaly: uhoh-beek: whileothersreap: thesouschef: not-blue: tardis-takeoff: crieffs: 148km: (approximately) 92mi douglas tardis-crashdown Totally-blue theüberchef nooneelseisreaping ohyeah-beek ………litwicksoutofitaly? shelovesnow uh leojames thattanice lol staytrout
I put my hand on him. Touching him has always been important to me, it was...– (via ninguemmeconvidou)
Esoterica: On Being Black, Female, & Profoundly... →
karnythia: I have some thoughts buzzing in my head about religion, faith, oppression, & gender. They’re a little muddled & the weather shifts have my pain levels higher than normal so I’m sluggish on many fronts. Please bear with me. I’m one of those people that grew up in a lot of churches (Methodist,…
[Changing the underlying values that govern our society] is hard to fit into a...– Naomi Klein, in her speech to Occupy Wall Street. (via fuckyeahfeminists)
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you...– Nicholas Sparks (via wildivory)
those-movies: Kurtofsky fandom stuff. Nothing new, I just finally figured out how to articulate some things. Plus I don’t feel like going to bed yet (even though I should). Read More I’m a lurker when it comes to fandom these days and you’ve hit directly on the reason why I don’t make an effort get too involved. Especially on tumblr. I migrated over from LJ too (I think...
But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that...– Hyperbole and a Half: Adventures in Depression (via apiphile)
I have come to believe over and over again that what is most important to me...– Audre Lorde (via thechocolatebrigade)